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Age: 21, woo. And by woo I mean 'oh god no I don't want to be an adult'
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“WARNING. This site contains adult content. By continuing you are confirming you are comfortable with the content of this site.” *confirms* *it is actually a web page of taxes and bills. I see things about the stock market that I don’t understand. This is a truly adult site and I was not prepared*
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Never posted these as their separate files
so why not
I would post them as separate posts but I’d rather not do that to your dashes hahaa
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once we got our math tests back and this one guy got a D and he was really quiet for a minute and i expected him to be really sad or something but instead he puts his fist in the air and goes “YES, THIS IS GONNA RAISE MY GRADE!” and i think that pretty much sums up math right there
if i had a dollar for every time someone made a “he got the D” comment on this i would have enough money to buy a giraffe and drive myself to the bottom of the ocean
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when your friends are all making angsty and sad posts all over your dashboard and you’re helpless to do anything to help
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someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and...
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Don’t you hate that!
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“When life gives you lemons, go murder a clown”— Festus Krex
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- liking a piece of media does not automatically mean you think it is perfect or agree with its creators
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I rang the literary editors of a few ‘respected’ papers and asked them how much space they were giving to women writers in their ‘review’ sections....
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Being angry about Doctor Who is taking too much energy.

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heavy books
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